brunettes not fighter jets

Pussy, Brazilian GirlsMy summer anthem.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:18:00 -0400

Pussy, Brazilian Girls

My summer anthem.

Ummm, Camp whattttttttt?Lolita, by Stanley Kubrick ‘62

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:39:46 -0400

Ummm, Camp whattttttttt?

Lolita, by Stanley Kubrick ‘62

jessicagoldharalson:I am now obsessed with Sarah Haskins! In...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:27:30 -0400

jessicagoldharalson:

I am now obsessed with Sarah Haskins! In this clip, she sticks it to the wedding-industrial complex in a totally un-annoying and un-sanctimonious way. She’s awesome.

“Bridezillas is about how the quest for the perfect wedding drives self absorbed women insane.”

I’ve never seen Bulging Brides but dear god does it look horrifying! This kind of thing only reinforces my idea that the perfect wedding consists of a bbq, a field, and a dress from Target.

Question

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:07:03 -0400

I know virtually nothing about camping, but my amateur advice would be to buy this tent.

It’s durable (was perfect for a rainy night), easy to set up, and quite inexpensive (under $30).

Happy Trails!

brieflynoted:

I’m thinking of taking an impromptu camping trip. Does anyone have any suggestions to where I could rent some gear?
Any ideas would be greatly appreciated! Please reblog or email me at brieflynoted@gmail.com.
Thanks!

Banana Cookie Bars from the fab food blog “The Crepes of...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:55:19 -0400

Banana Cookie Bars from the fab food blog “The Crepes of Wrath”-

1 1/2 cups flour
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup confectioner sugar
1 can (14 oz.) sweetened condensed milk
3 bananas, mashed
2 cups milk chocolate chips
1 cup almonds
2/3 cup shredded coconut
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line or grease a 9×13 inch pan (lining it with tinfoil or something is best because then you can lift the bars right out of the pan and cut them).
2. In a large bowl, combine the flour, cocoa powder, and salt. Set aside. In another bowl, beat butter and confectioner sugar until creamy. Beat the butter mixture with the flour mixture until combined.
3. Press mixture into prepared baking pan and bake for about 15 minutes.
4. In a medium bowl, mix together condensed milk and bananas until incorporated. Once the crust has baked for 15 minutes, take out and pour the banana mixture over it. Combine the chocolate chips, walnuts and coconut together in a bowl and sprinkle over the top.
5. Bake for abut 25-30 minutes. Let cool completely, roughly around 10-15 minutes. Then, chill in the fridge for about an hour. To chill quicker, place in the freezer for 25 minutes. These are much better when chilled. After chilled, cut into desired sizes.

Pros and Cons of Controversial Issues

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:37:00 -0400

Pros and Cons of Controversial Issues:

a nonpartisan, nonprofit, 501(c)(3) public charity whose mission is “Promoting education and informed citizenship by presenting controversial issues in a simple, nonpartisan primarily pro-con format.”

Helen is fierce because she continually wears stripper shoes to...

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:16:00 -0400

Helen is fierce because she continually wears stripper shoes to almost every red carpet event. So I’m also guessing she’s not afraid of discussing her Caligula past with E! either. Baller!

"They should call it four or five bucks, that’s what they should call it!"

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:04:13 -0400

““They should call it four or five bucks, that’s what they should call it!””

- Comedian on the possible reason for Starbucks’ recent slide.

"American Indians have been mixed on their reaction to Obama’s attention, with some questioning..."

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:08:31 -0400

“

American Indians have been mixed on their reaction to Obama’s attention, with some questioning his intentions as the election shifts into high gear.

“I just hopes he sticks to his words,” Karl Red Horse, a Navajo man said Tuesday, as he marched. “At least we (will) have somebody in there other than Caucasian.”

”

- American-Indian group walks the US to press causes

Investor, a Socialite, Is Charged With Fraud

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:02:00 -0400

Investor, a Socialite, Is Charged With Fraud:

bah-humbug:

Lily, I know you gave up celebrity gossip for the month of July. But how could I resist posting an article in which Anne Hathaway’s crumby ex-boyfriend McFilth is being charged with fraud?

Dear Pandall,

Thankfully ohnotheydidn’t got wind of this scandal back in June and I am already updated on the sitch.

My favorite part of the story is the Vatican’s involvement. Gotta love it when some scummer uses people’s silly religious icons against ‘em.

This month I have also given up Celebrity Gossip.That means a major ix-nay on oh no they...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:16:00 -0400

This month I have also given up Celebrity Gossip.

That means a major ix-nay on oh no they didn’t.

I’m hoping that I get so out of the loop that I won’t care to catch up…Hmm, we shall see!

I have given up on being tan.This may seem like something silly, however up until this point I have...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:13:55 -0400

I have given up on being tan.

This may seem like something silly, however up until this point I have been a steadfast believer in the bronzed goddess theory. What is said theory you ask? It’s basic message is that if you are pale, white, creamy, even powder-esque, you are unsexy, pasty, ugly. What you should look like is a Brazilian clomping down the runway with your tawny hide glistening in a barely there teeny weiny bikini.

I have long yearned for the sunkissed look to materialize on my skin, for freckles to appear on my nose, for tan lines to crisscross my back. Alas, it was never to be. I’m not incredibly light skinned, but no matter how hard I try at the beach, I just can’t get myself to lay there long enough to get any color. In fact, as I lie there, all I see is crow’s feet, crepey, wrinkly decolletage and the biggest scorcher of them all: da skin cancaaaah!

So, I’ve put away the baby oil (shhh), boxed up my Neutrogena, and slapped a big ole straw hat on my head. Sorry Gisele, this Swede is going to have to remain the color of skim milk, regardless of how sexy your tanned long limbs appear to be.

I will be seeing this in Imax. I cannot wait.

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:14:00 -0400

I will be seeing this in Imax. I cannot wait.

Photo

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:13:00 -0400

As of today I have lived in Boston for a year full-time. Yes, there have been trips back to NY to...

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:01:07 -0400

As of today I have lived in Boston for a year full-time. Yes, there have been trips back to NY to see my parents, but they’ve been short visits and not extended stays.

It feels odd that I now refer to New England as ‘home’ while my family house is ‘my parent’s place’.

I’m back in Boston and classes start today. I’m not incredibly excited about this...

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:25:51 -0400

I’m back in Boston and classes start today. I’m not incredibly excited about this development after having worked like crazy for the past 6 months with nary a vacation, but sometimes you just have to suck it up.

Still looking for an apartment, still trying to find people to take my Saturday shifts at the restaurant. All in all, not too bad, however I’ve found that it’s often the little things that drive me up the wall.

whateverlolawants:Is It a Lipstick … Or a Vibrator? Adult...

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:14:00 -0400

whateverlolawants:

Is It a Lipstick … Or a Vibrator? Adult accessories are starting to look more and more like innocent household objects. Play SEX TOY or HOUSEHOLD OBJECT.

I won’t name my source, but while that item is quite clever, it is not very sturdy.

skip to 1:50.dear God J Simp is painful to watch.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:10:59 -0400

skip to 1:50.

dear God J Simp is painful to watch.

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button~this looks neato

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:08:27 -0400

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

~this looks neato

Last night I had a dream where Johnny Depp died, I was a contract killer, someone gouged my eyes...

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:03:00 -0400

Last night I had a dream where Johnny Depp died, I was a contract killer, someone gouged my eyes out, and that I drowned a guy who was trying to black mail me in a toilet. I could feel the water going into his body and it was so so creepy!!!

omfg, what is wrong with me